Me: Mom? Dad? I'm a thespian.
Dad: The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Aaron Tveit and Idina Menzel.

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

loserfanclub:

x-ratedmaterial:

explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

BOOM

loserfanclub:

x-ratedmaterial:

explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

BOOM

(Source: be-a-riot-grrrl)

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via bookmania)

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them.

Anonymous (via carolineflack)

(Source: bonus)

sorry:

save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza

avve:

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Personal blog. I follow back similar.

avve:

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Personal blog. I follow back similar.

I want you to feel something when you hear my name.

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

(Source: bloodmoonbaby)

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial)

a-whole-new-world-of-disney:

It’s 2014 why aren’t there princess dresses at the Disney store for teens and adults, I’m very upset.

(Source: laurenxconrad)