dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

(Source: i-want-cheese)

Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.

Tyler Kent White   (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: allwereallyneedisweed)

Loyalty isn’t grey. It’s black and white. You’re either loyal completely, or not loyal at all. And people have to understand this. You can’t be loyal only when it serves you.

Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him.

Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t  (via coyotegold)

(Source: arguementative)

nonelikerae:

tentacuddles:

Comfort food.

Me on every level.

(Source: tentacuddles)

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain)

suckonmynick:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How do they stop

suckonmynick:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How do they stop

(Source: omg-humor)

I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honour you, but not to obey you, of course, because that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who you do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?

(Source: visionsgirl)

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables)

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

krystaleyez:

theshirtlesslifter:

Honestly I’m just looking for someone who can help me cross things off my bucket list and be the best person I can be. 

This^

anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

(Source: ledaclones)

Let’s continue this conversation in bed, she whispered, my legs can’t wait to hear what your hands have to say.